Fab What? Messy Girl Problems



I cannot keep my bag clean. It's messy all the time. I collect receipts, dirty napkins and church bulletins. I clean it out every two months (it's about the time I am fed up with it) and I promise myself I won't let it get messy again and there I go again doing the same thing two months later. When I go to look for something, I have to shuffle through like 5 lbs. of random papers, receipts and gum wrappers.

One thing I do know is that my Monkey needs to throw away his own trash. It's time. I have candy wrappers and lonely lollipop sticks floating around in coins and crumbs. Where do the crumbs come from? It's not like I carry crackers in my bag anymore. If I do carry food in my bag, it's leftover bacon from breakfast that I bring home to Chingon.

 Looks like I spend most of my money at grocery stores and Mexican restaurants. Ha! I dream of a skinny wallet, you know that kind that snap. I will never be the lady with a skinny wallet. Every Christmas I dream of one, but hate to commit to a skinny wallet. I think this will be the year for me to convert over. Maybe.

A solution to this problem would be to clean out my bag once a week. Wish I was that kind of person. I am not. I could set an alarm to remind myself to do so.... nah I won't. Really that won't happen.

Makes me think of something... I'm carrying a turquoise bag. I think it's time to switch to my black bag. So glad I vacuumed the crumbs out of it before storing it.